Smashed Cucumber Salad

The viral crunchy, garlicky, spicy cucumber situation.

WORTH ITFive minutes of work for the best thing on the table - the 500M views are deserved.

tested 2026-07 Verified the salt-and-drain step is non-negotiable - skipping it waters the dressing down in minutes.

Prep: 15 min Cook: 0 min Serves: 4

Ingredients

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  • 4 Persian cucumbers (or 2 English cucumbers)
  • 1 tsp Diamond Crystal kosher salt (for draining)
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 Tbsp soy sauce
  • 1 Tbsp rice vinegar
  • 1 Tbsp sesame oil
  • 1-2 Tbsp chili crisp or chili oil
  • 1 tsp sugar
  • Sesame seeds for garnish
  • Fresh cilantro (optional)

Instructions

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  1. Place cucumbers on cutting board. Using the flat side of a knife or cleaver, smash each cucumber firmly until it cracks and splits. Cut into rough 1-inch pieces.
  2. Toss cucumber pieces with salt in a colander. Let drain to draw out excess water. This keeps the salad from getting soggy.
  3. While cucumbers drain, whisk together garlic, soy sauce, rice vinegar, sesame oil, chili crisp, and sugar.
  4. Pat cucumbers dry with paper towels. Transfer to serving bowl.
  5. Pour dressing over cucumbers and toss well, making sure sauce gets into all the cracks and crevices.
  6. Garnish with sesame seeds and cilantro. Serve immediately for maximum crunch.

Notes

  • Smashing is better than cutting - the rough edges absorb more sauce.
  • Salting and draining is crucial. Skip this and you get a watery salad.
  • Best eaten within 30 minutes. The cucumbers will continue to release water.

When it goes wrong

  • Watery puddle in the bowl → skipped the salt-drain, or it sat too long; drain 15 minutes and eat within 30.
  • Not crunchy → wrong cucumber; Persian or English only - regular slicers are all seeds and water.
  • Too fiery → chili crisp overload; start with 1 Tbsp, and know the oil spreads heat more than the flakes.

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